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KartCompare - An online price comparison engine ( http://www.kartcompare.in ) was launched in august 2012 and within a month we have seen the popularity of the website to grow by leaps and bounds. I should thank the day when i decided to purchase a new mobile phone and was looking for some deals at the various online stores in india. Needless to say it was a tedious task searching for google and checking out stores to find out the best deal for a particular mobile phone. It was very confusing also some store was selling a particular mobile at cheaper price than the other whereas on the other store a different mobile was being sold at a low price. After giving up this futile exercise I thought what if there was a site which can just provide me the price of a particular mobile phone across all these stores. Initially the idea sounded really cool but then i realized that it will be a real mess to get data from various online stores. So, for a few days i toyed with the idea talked wit

Master fofu: Why are you so sad...panda..umm..dragon warrior.. The Fat Panda: Its nothing.. Master fufu-away: fuuu..ffuuuu..there are no accidents.. Master fofu:[knocking fuufuu-aways head with his mystical stick] - we know that..all the sectors are clear...its been peaceful for long..we got no distress calls.. The Fat Panda:[just closin his eyes]- yea master..no damsels in distress..wat is happening... Master fofu: dont worry panda..umm..the dragon warrior..u need to find a mate [small pause] mate.. The fat panda: wowww..wat is that? Master fufu-away: ffuu..fuuuuu..he said u need to find a mate-mate. Legends tell of a legendary beauty Mate-Mate whose beauty was a [ I - there goes my damm concentration and chain of thoughts..these cell phones...damm..]...there are no accidents.. The Fat Panda:wowwww....master please tell me more about mate-mate. Master Fofu: [surprised] wat? i was not talkin abt her..well since u bring up the topic she was a old flame of mine.. but anyways panda..wat i

The Fat panda: I am a blurr, i am blurr...[looking in the mirror - doing a la' taxi driver] Master Fofu: [trying to get inner peace...but getting disturbed by "The Fat Panda"'s inability to control emotions and stay silent..]stop it...u r anything but a blurr...people run out of eyes to get a complete picture of you...you grossly fat creature... Master FooFoo-away: ffuuuu..fffuuuu...[trying to blow out the candles..]careful fofu...you are talkin to the dragon warrior...treat him with respect....and remember - yesterday was sunday, today is monday, and day after tommorrow is wednesday... The fat panda: putting all the peaches in his mouth...woww..... Master fofu: you dont understand master Foo-Foo-away...that panda is so full of himself that he cant..[interrupted] Master Foofoo-away: so full..half full...fully full..not full...am full..ur full...these are all but words from google adsense generator to make your website be better ranked^TM... [At this critical juncture

Alejandro and Dimitri have gone into a long hiding. Its not they were scared of something or saving their assess from total annihilation [its one of the reason but not the primary one.]. The main reason is well as people say, "when u get addicted..u have crystal clear eyes..coz u r doing a lot of pot..". In simple words and for people who speak hinglish and pretend to have understood what i just said..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated characters. Now hold on your wild horses..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated series where weird people wore their underpants over their pants..and some insanely hot indestructible women wore just underpants...voohoo...[that was Alejandro ..he is so eager to come out of hiding]. As far as Dimitri is concerned he was already coping with al's name changing routine..now he had to watch the animated series also. He was disgusted... he left al and started working in the local subway joint. Okay..steven says that i have elaborate

After the last episode, Alejandro was feeling a lot of pain in his head. Not because of the betrayal by Anya. But he has been watching Anya's MMS continuously without a break for the past 13 days. Dimitri thought it was really serious this time. Well, time for people say. People say that alejandro was so engrossed in this endeavour the he forgot to change his name over and over and over (-13 times) again. So, Dimitri being the ever caring person decided to barge into alejandro's room and rescue him. But even before he has hatched the eggs of his plan, alejandro came outside his room with his head in his hands.("Head in his hands" is a proverb first used by the chinese modafucker who invented the complex game Mah-jong. The story goes like this: Chinese modafucker -CM and his wife - HW. HW: where is ma sarong? [ Did i forget to mention that HW was of nigger descent. His grandpa was a wrapper in CM's grandpa's factory ] CM: [ Did i forget to mention that this guy

"Never lost never will" - Denny Crane We will always remember these magical words. Boston Legal has ended. It almost feels like an era has ended. I cried. I grew so close to the characters. Boy it was fun to see these people in a very intelligent and humorous series. It was by far the bestest series on the TV and also the most relevant. Reality was never so enjoyable. The show had many high points. It had THE best dialogues i have ever heard. They are so subtle and are an innate part of the series. Next is ofcourse the self righteousness of each characters. It is perhaps the only series where the people are shown so normal and yet so eccentric. One episode you love Sack and the other you hate him like anything. Denny is the best. He is sexist, racist and every kind of "ist" imaginable. He is pro war and pro bush. What a character he is. Schmidt is intelligent, cunning, shrewd and sometimes a bitch. I completely agree with Denny she is the most beautiful woman i have