Prodigal Son
22 years ago, on the day of equinox, for the lesser mortals 21st march, somebody spanked my ass for the very first time. The first thing my father noticed about me was that i was healthy and i have been overtly blessed with health (read fat) ever since. Being born in a family who had been in the food industry for the past 100 years, i gorged upon every delicacy that was there. Soon i grew up into a young boy ready to enter the Indian education system. I was beating the shits out of many a geniuses and i reached my 10th class. It was here when i was for the first time decieved by people close to me. They promised me that if i clear this i will lead a glorious life. I did it. And then my glorious life of studying for securing another glorious life (IIT-JEE) began. This time i was not to be fooled. I enjoyed and according to them ruined my career. I got into the most happening place of all DA-IICT-which happened to be not even recognised plus the sword of gujju reservation hanging over ou