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Master fofu: Why are you so sad...panda..umm..dragon warrior.. The Fat Panda: Its nothing.. Master fufu-away: fuuu..ffuuuu..there are no accidents.. Master fofu:[knocking fuufuu-aways head with his mystical stick] - we know that..all the sectors are clear...its been peaceful for long..we got no distress calls.. The Fat Panda:[just closin his eyes]- yea master..no damsels in distress..wat is happening... Master fofu: dont worry panda..umm..the dragon warrior..u need to find a mate [small pause] mate.. The fat panda: wowww..wat is that? Master fufu-away: ffuu..fuuuuu..he said u need to find a mate-mate. Legends tell of a legendary beauty Mate-Mate whose beauty was a [ I - there goes my damm concentration and chain of thoughts..these cell phones...damm..]...there are no accidents.. The Fat Panda:wowwww....master please tell me more about mate-mate. Master Fofu: [surprised] wat? i was not talkin abt her..well since u bring up the topic she was a old flame of mine.. but anyways panda..wat i...

The Fat panda: I am a blurr, i am blurr...[looking in the mirror - doing a la' taxi driver] Master Fofu: [trying to get inner peace...but getting disturbed by "The Fat Panda"'s inability to control emotions and stay silent..]stop it...u r anything but a blurr...people run out of eyes to get a complete picture of you...you grossly fat creature... Master FooFoo-away: ffuuuu..fffuuuu...[trying to blow out the candles..]careful fofu...you are talkin to the dragon warrior...treat him with respect....and remember - yesterday was sunday, today is monday, and day after tommorrow is wednesday... The fat panda: putting all the peaches in his mouth...woww..... Master fofu: you dont understand master Foo-Foo-away...that panda is so full of himself that he cant..[interrupted] Master Foofoo-away: so full..half full...fully full..not full...am full..ur full...these are all but words from google adsense generator to make your website be better ranked^TM... [At this critical juncture ...