Pandamania - One off Day
Master fofu: Why are you so sad...panda..umm..dragon warrior..
The Fat Panda: Its nothing..
Master fufu-away: fuuu..ffuuuu..there are no accidents..
Master fofu:[knocking fuufuu-aways head with his mystical stick] - we know that..all the sectors are clear...its been peaceful for long..we got no distress calls..
The Fat Panda:[just closin his eyes]- yea master..no damsels in distress..wat is happening...
Master fofu: dont worry panda..umm..the dragon warrior..u need to find a mate [small pause] mate..
The fat panda: wowww..wat is that?
Master fufu-away: ffuu..fuuuuu..he said u need to find a mate-mate. Legends tell of a legendary beauty Mate-Mate whose beauty was a [ I - there goes my damm concentration and chain of thoughts..these cell phones...damm..]...there are no accidents..
The Fat Panda:wowwww....master please tell me more about mate-mate.
Master Fofu: [surprised] wat? i was not talkin abt her..well since u bring up the topic she was a old flame of mine.. but anyways panda..wat i was saying u need to get in touch with your feminine side..go out..befriend a female panda or watever u call those ugly fat furry creatures..
The fat panda: Panda-chicks?...
Master Fofu: [disgusting] yea waterver...
The fat panda: In all likely hood..if there are any..then how will u turn this[holding his flab and oodles of fat oozing out]..into someting that [-pointin at a poster of marlon p[r]ando]
Master fofu: [feeling stuck and widout answers] - a dragon warrior must find his own answers...
The fat panda: aaaa...
Master fofu: seek help from the five
The fat panda: Wat?,..monkey is bicurious...crane..well leave him - he is a lady killer...mantis - ohh..he is too small and in our panda-universe size matters..viper - cant tell her..she has a crush on me...tigress..well she can help...saaaassshafooey..
Master Fufu-away: wait i am also coming.. [starts walking at turtle speed]
Master fofu: [kungfu chops the turtle]..u keep to blowing out candles ...
....meanwhile i slept...ohh..the panda reached the chambers of tigress...she was playing mahjong with piglee-4 - the local all pigs mahjong champ..panda told tigress abt his condition..
Master Tigress: it is said that the dragon warrior can survive widout a mate for 1000 years..and also can summon up unlimited mates upon his will..
The Fat panda: Well...my body doesnt know that its a dragon warrior yet..
Master Tigress: Here is wat i am gonna tell u...u start putting ur thots in the universe..and the universe will conspire in getting u a mate mate...u need to be very specific and detailed..no ifs no butts...
The fat panda: but i like butts..
Master Tigress: shut up and listen...so u put ur thots about panda furry females in the universe and the universe will conspire to get u the mate mate..u need to be very specific and detailed..not ifs and no buts..be very precise abt the dimensions..color schema...characteristics..coz the universe recommendation algorithm is not optimized enough to work under highly non-specific circumstances..the energy of the universe will .....
[she went on and on..for another half hour explaining abt the analytics engine being used by the universe..i did not hear much as i slept on panda's belly..it was soft..the panda also slept.....:yawns:....However when tigress stopped and looked back...she ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
The Fat Panda: Its nothing..
Master fufu-away: fuuu..ffuuuu..there are no accidents..
Master fofu:[knocking fuufuu-aways head with his mystical stick] - we know that..all the sectors are clear...its been peaceful for long..we got no distress calls..
The Fat Panda:[just closin his eyes]- yea master..no damsels in distress..wat is happening...
Master fofu: dont worry panda..umm..the dragon warrior..u need to find a mate [small pause] mate..
The fat panda: wowww..wat is that?
Master fufu-away: ffuu..fuuuuu..he said u need to find a mate-mate. Legends tell of a legendary beauty Mate-Mate whose beauty was a [ I - there goes my damm concentration and chain of thoughts..these cell phones...damm..]...there are no accidents..
The Fat Panda:wowwww....master please tell me more about mate-mate.
Master Fofu: [surprised] wat? i was not talkin abt her..well since u bring up the topic she was a old flame of mine.. but anyways panda..wat i was saying u need to get in touch with your feminine side..go out..befriend a female panda or watever u call those ugly fat furry creatures..
The fat panda: Panda-chicks?...
Master Fofu: [disgusting] yea waterver...
The fat panda: In all likely hood..if there are any..then how will u turn this[holding his flab and oodles of fat oozing out]..into someting that [-pointin at a poster of marlon p[r]ando]
Master fofu: [feeling stuck and widout answers] - a dragon warrior must find his own answers...
The fat panda: aaaa...
Master fofu: seek help from the five
The fat panda: Wat?,..monkey is bicurious...crane..well leave him - he is a lady killer...mantis - ohh..he is too small and in our panda-universe size matters..viper - cant tell her..she has a crush on me...tigress..well she can help...saaaassshafooey..
Master Fufu-away: wait i am also coming.. [starts walking at turtle speed]
Master fofu: [kungfu chops the turtle]..u keep to blowing out candles ...
....meanwhile i slept...ohh..the panda reached the chambers of tigress...she was playing mahjong with piglee-4 - the local all pigs mahjong champ..panda told tigress abt his condition..
Master Tigress: it is said that the dragon warrior can survive widout a mate for 1000 years..and also can summon up unlimited mates upon his will..
The Fat panda: Well...my body doesnt know that its a dragon warrior yet..
Master Tigress: Here is wat i am gonna tell u...u start putting ur thots in the universe..and the universe will conspire in getting u a mate mate...u need to be very specific and detailed..no ifs no butts...
The fat panda: but i like butts..
Master Tigress: shut up and listen...so u put ur thots about panda furry females in the universe and the universe will conspire to get u the mate mate..u need to be very specific and detailed..not ifs and no buts..be very precise abt the dimensions..color schema...characteristics..coz the universe recommendation algorithm is not optimized enough to work under highly non-specific circumstances..the energy of the universe will .....
[she went on and on..for another half hour explaining abt the analytics engine being used by the universe..i did not hear much as i slept on panda's belly..it was soft..the panda also slept.....:yawns:....However when tigress stopped and looked back...she ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
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