Pandamania - So it begins...

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The Fat panda: I am a blurr, i am blurr...[looking in the mirror - doing a la' taxi driver]

Master Fofu: [trying to get inner peace...but getting disturbed by "The Fat Panda"'s inability to control emotions and stay silent..]stop it...u r anything but a blurr...people run out of eyes to get a complete picture of you...you grossly fat creature...

Master FooFoo-away: ffuuuu..fffuuuu...[trying to blow out the candles..]careful fofu...you are talkin to the dragon warrior...treat him with respect....and remember - yesterday was sunday, today is monday, and day after tommorrow is wednesday...

The fat panda: putting all the peaches in his mouth...woww.....

Master fofu: you dont understand master Foo-Foo-away...that panda is so full of himself that he cant..[interrupted]

Master Foofoo-away: so full..half full...fully full..not full...am full..ur full...these are all but words from google adsense generator to make your website be better ranked^TM...

[At this critical juncture I- the author and also one of the most important characters of this series, which will be revealed later on, must draw a charactersketch for you all...The fat panda is a mysterious super hero whose identity is mystery and he possesses mystical powers which are a mystery...Master fofu is the one who breaks is arse teaching people kung-fu in master FooFoo-away's "School of Marital arts and how to cope with Monogamity" while master FooFoo-away just relaxes and tries to blow the candles for fun and uses his super stardom to get money by advertising for google..Also these have lots of ducks and pigs as their attendants...]

One PigLee: [running and breathing heavily - almost in cardiac arrest stage -2]..Master Fofu..we have a situation..we have got a distress call from a damsel in distress.... she says her marilyn monroe red gown act is not perfect... if the dragon warrior doesnt help..then she is goin to....master fofu i cant say what she said further....coz stupid pig lee-2 threw a dump-ling on me and i hung up the phone to eat that dump-ling...

The Fat Panda: shashhaaaafoooeyy.....

Master FooFooaway: ffuuu...fuuuuu...wat did u call me panda...

Master Fofu: Ignore panda...get to work..a dragon warrior must always answer the distress call from a damsel in distress...Go on panda..the energy of the universe...[interrupted yet again]

Master FooFoo-away: Yes yes energy from the universe and google analytics will help you...

The Fat Panda: my stomach hungers for damsels..

And he flies...to the distress call location...i must say that if it would not have been for google maps..pig lee-3 would have got himself fired...still it took panda 3 hours to reach to the destination..Pig Lee-3 forgot to use the get the shortest route button...

Damsel in Distress: Wow...i cant see you...i am blinded by the awesomeness...

The Fat Panda: hold on missy...we got everything under control..so get up on the stage and you dont have to worrry about anything...

Damsel in Distress: thank you dragon warrior...tell me anythin i can do for you,...

The Fat Panda: Well i would not have charged you for the awesomeness...but i think a treat at KFC will be fine..you know a panda has to eat..

Damsel just smiled and climbed the stage...and at that every moment...the fat panda turned towards his right so that his left dimple is pointing towards the damsel....and he then smiled...it was no ordinary smile..it was the SmoochySmile - a move known only to panda..it caused the red gown to go up and down and damsel's hair blow with perfect sync with the wind speed and the music...and everyone was blinded by awesomeness of damsel conjured up by The Fat Panda...

......a job well done....

Master FooFoo-away: fuuu...fffuuu.....

Blow out the candles...i am tryin to sleep here...[Me the author]...




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