Just-Us League - Adventure Continues...

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Alejandro and Dimitri have gone into a long hiding. Its not they were scared of something or saving their assess from total annihilation [its one of the reason but not the primary one.]. The main reason is well as people say, "when u get addicted..u have crystal clear eyes..coz u r doing a lot of pot..". In simple words and for people who speak hinglish and pretend to have understood what i just said..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated characters.

Now hold on your wild horses..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated series where weird people wore their underpants over their pants..and some insanely hot indestructible women wore just underpants...voohoo...[that was Alejandro ..he is so eager to come out of hiding]. As far as Dimitri is concerned he was already coping with al's name changing routine..now he had to watch the animated series also. He was disgusted... he left al and started working in the local subway joint.

Okay..steven says that i have elaborated a lot and have given way too much insight into the character's sudden disappearance..he also says that i gave him away a lot which could have been used to create flashbacks...but danny boyle doesnt like flashbacks...so do i...so without much ado [have been free and reading lots of shakespeare...]..i give thee Alejandro and dimitri...

[Setting: Dimitri is working in subway and is pissed off at the people who dont give away tips. You working in subway has its ups and downs. You get free tunas...but NO TIPS...so dimitri is all sad and pondering upon his life..his future...enters alejandro and anya..i will take this moment to tell you that i am not going to tell you where anya was hiding...]

Alejandro: we agreed that today u will call me Silvio Burlesconi...please call me that..it will be an honor to have a name that horny...

Anya: take it easy al...u r my burlesconi...[in her mind: wat a nutjob]

Dimitri: [without realizing its Al or i think that was purely intentional..]: hold on..we are closed for the day..and y the faak r u in such outrageous costumes?
[Did i forget to mention that Burlesconi was wearing a polka dot shirt and a short...and Anya was dressed like wonder woman - a woman when you look at her you wonder...where the faak she was when i was getting married to this piece of shit - referin to ur wife]

Burlesconi: yo..dimitri...faak no...wat the faak u r doin over here...dont tell me u took up the super unimportant job of selling subs.. no dont tell me...[in his mind: u oversmart prick...LOL]

Dimitri: Alejandro...dont tell me..ok wats ur name?

Burlesconi: Its burlesconi...

Dimitri: corny corn...[in his mind: he is alejandro...the perv...]

Burlesconi: u dont look happy working here...oh...i forgot...meet...Anya, my new love interest[in his mind: i have got it all right here u loooser...wat u got?..ehh..]

Dimitri:[in his mind: wat in the world..how can this happen...]u look amazing...[in his mind or below the pant: she be haat...]

Burlesconi: Dims..i have grown very perceptive..i can see u r not doin good..i can offer u the opportunity of a lifetime...me and anya have formed the uber cool league of horny people who save the world from boredom...its called the Just-Us League...

Dimitri: that explains the costume...

Burlesconi: yea u know costume is an integral part of the league...its like saying...i am a ho and weilding out hand-cuffs to prove it..so say it with me buddy..

Dimitri: i am in..[in his mind: faak..nothin can be worse than subway...]

Burlesconi: No..say it with me buddy ..

Dimitri: i already did...stop mockin me...i am in..see i said it again..

Burlesconi: u r not saying it right...say with me buddy...ok wait...anya a demonstration please..and go easy on him..he was a dear friend..

Anya: i am a ho...[and she pulls out hand-cuffs..]

Dimitri: [drooling...] do it one more time..

Burlesconi: wait..i will do it..

Dimitri: [faak no]...i am a ho...

Burlesconi: its good to be back dims...do u know where steven is...lets go and find him...

All three look at each other...and smile...burlesconi/alejandro because anya;s going to do wonderful things to him...dimitri coz he is quitting subway...Steven coz after the fallout nobody cared about him..anya left him...now they be lookin for him....me coz- finally this stupid episode has come to an end...

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