Carleeeto's Day

After the last episode, Alejandro was feeling a lot of pain in his head. Not because of the betrayal by Anya. But he has been watching Anya's MMS continuously without a break for the past 13 days. Dimitri thought it was really serious this time. Well, time for people say.

People say that alejandro was so engrossed in this endeavour the he forgot to change his name over and over and over (-13 times) again.

So, Dimitri being the ever caring person decided to barge into alejandro's room and rescue him. But even before he has hatched the eggs of his plan, alejandro came outside his room with his head in his hands.("Head in his hands" is a proverb first used by the chinese modafucker who invented the complex game Mah-jong. The story goes like this: Chinese modafucker -CM and his wife - HW.

HW: where is ma sarong? [Did i forget to mention that HW was of nigger descent. His grandpa was a wrapper in CM's grandpa's factory]

CM: [Did i forget to mention that this guy had a cleft lip and was teased by his wife everytime. HW used to tease him by daring him to "smile pinkie"] waaa wooaahhee mah-jong.

HW: Y do ya always put ur head in ur modafuckin bitchy pale yellow hands?

CM: choo chieeee....mahjong.

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Ok. So now you know what i was trying to say when i wrote head in his hands. 

Dimitri: Al, you alrite ma bro?

Al: [suddenly realises that he hasn't changed his name for 13 days. So he decides to keep his name Carleeto today. Pronounced as CAR- LEEEEEEEE- TOE] Fuck no, i no fuck no know alejandro.

[For people who have never seen Scarface- please watch it.]

Dimitri: What?

Carleeto: I said, i fuck no feeling no good today. Ah think ah need a fucking CAT scan.

Instead of arguing with Dimitri and trying to reason out with him. He takes Carleeto to the place where they do CAT scan.

Carleeto: [Waving his gun around and looking to shoot everyone.] I fuck no know nobody over here. Where the fuck you brought me to? You dirty dimitri? Is it a fucking ambush. 

Dimitri: Chillax. I fixed you up with a shrink. You are up in the next five mins.

Carleeto: Fuck no. Dont do that. I dont know no fucking shrink. I dont wanna see no fucking shrink. Who sent you Dimitri, Berhente(pronounced as BER - HEN - TE)?

Dimitri: Here is the doctor. [Pointing towards an extremely beautiful cheek.]

Carleeto: [Salivating] Fuck no. You r my man D. You r my fucking no brother no.

Nastassja(prounced as NAT - ASS - HA) Kinki: [extremely beautiful cheek] I am looking for Carleeto.

Carleeto: [Still salivating] Fuck no. I know fucking carleeeto. Its me.

Nat Kinki: [smiles] Good. Come on in.

Carleeto: [Follows like a puppy.] Fuck no bow bow...[barking like a pup]

10 mins have passed and Carleeto is all wired up with big gadgets probing all the vents in his body. Some vents were artificially created by Nat kinki. Now we know why her father named her that way.

Nat Kinki: Carleeto, i will ask you Yea and Nope questions. Answer precisely.

Carleeto: Fuck nope.

Nat Kinki: So you want to act naughty?

Carleeto: Fuck yea.

NK: Are you stupid?

Carleeto: Stupid is what a fucking stupid does.

NK: No you are not getting it right?

Carleeto: Fuck Nope

NK: Tell me about your goals in life?

Carleeto: Fuck.

....and they continued this way for the next half n hour or so. I dont know because i was in the next emergency room and the doctor operating on me just took my heart out and was waving around. I fainted....but i can proudly say that at that time i was not faint hearted.