Viper Says

My friend Dimitri ( a proud confident, US loving, Global warming hating, Al-gore fetishing, law abiding citizen ) always complains that i dont tell stories. So here we go Dimitri only for you. If anybody has complains then please curse dimitri because he is solely responsible for putting us through this tormenting turmoil. So the characters of the story are  Alejandro( pronounced as aleyandro ): a confused person who is not happy with the name his parents had given him and recently he has aked everyone to call him Hani Slaam. Dimitri: a CIA operative who loves Al-gore. Al-gorically he hates global warming. Wait a minute..i told this before also Anya:  a russian hot beautiful woman. That's the most deadly or lethal variant of woman ever to grace the planet earth. ( in guest appearance ) and few other bunch of loosers you will become familiar with while i walk you through the story. here we go.. Dimitri: Dude i saw al-gore's daughter. She is way to hot. I wonder how al-gore plans...

[ this is a recorded conversation between alejandro and dimitry. I appologise for the sexual content and nature of the chat but i wanted to bring out the truth in its purest form. So that like all the politicians and cricketers and actors around the world these ppl dont say that they were misquoted. ] alejandro(a): paape..tunak tunak tun dimitry(d): ki karda a: kuch nahin..tu ki karda d: kuch vi nahin...bore hunda a: chenga. d: aaja...hath far mera a: main ni karda d: kaake..na na kar.. a: paape..baabe kehnde ne ki kisse da hath ni farna chahida d: oye..keda baaba kainda...ghabra na...le hath far mera a: na...paape..main ni karda... d: ki main ni karda. ik aa baabeya ne bara siyapa paya ee.. a: paape...baabe kainde ne...ainwe hi...ki balwant singh da hath na faro d: na main tenu balwant kure lagda..?le hath far a: main ni karda d: ja fer...fer na kahi dasya ni.. a: chenga.. d: chal tata...hun ta hath mila la... a: main ni karda.... [will be back wid more of their sexual adventures]

That's a multi billion dollar question that the film industries all over the world are trying to answer. Is it a bird...is it a plane..No its just another film. That is disheartening to know. I think more than the excellence of the entire movie its the small bouts of intelligence in the movies that make them excellent. For e.g. i was thinking abt Khuda Ke liye. What this movie had offered the audience that it seemed so good. To the fanatics its more than sufficient that movie is coming from Pakistan. For me it was Nasserudin Shah's 2 min act that did the job. If u see him delivering the dialogues with such uplomb and genuiness u cant help admiring him. Similarly if u see the Bicycle thieves u can't help admiring the neo-realistic approach the director and writer have taken. But for me i dont even understand what it means. I treat the scene in which the alleged thief gets a fit and policeman goes to search his house. Their meagre household generates a surprising sympathy for...