main ni karda

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[this is a recorded conversation between alejandro and dimitry. I appologise for the sexual content and nature of the chat but i wanted to bring out the truth in its purest form. So that like all the politicians and cricketers and actors around the world these ppl dont say that they were misquoted.]

alejandro(a): paape..tunak tunak tun

dimitry(d): ki karda

a: kuch nahin..tu ki karda

d: kuch vi nahin...bore hunda

a: chenga.

d: aaja...hath far mera

a: main ni karda

d: kaake..na na kar..

a: paape..baabe kehnde ne ki kisse da hath ni farna chahida

d: oye..keda baaba kainda...ghabra na...le hath far mera

a: na...paape..main ni karda...

d: ki main ni karda. ik aa baabeya ne bara siyapa paya ee..

a: paape...baabe kainde ne...ainwe hi...ki balwant singh da hath na faro

d: na main tenu balwant kure lagda..?le hath far

a: main ni karda

d: ja fer...fer na kahi dasya ni..

a: chenga..

d: chal tata...hun ta hath mila la...

a: main ni karda....

[will be back wid more of their sexual adventures]

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