Steven Milks the Cow- CH 8

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Setting: Steven's Den. Steven is working on his body for the new look for the next episode. Anya is stretching out on the recliner and watching a romantic movie. She and Al have been going out for a few days now. Ofcourse Steven is not aware of the fact -  so Anya thinks. Steven knows everything. 

here we go...

Jasper comes in and whispers something in Steven's ear

Jasper:[whispering]shhoo shiiii shaa alllshaa hshhsissss

Steven:[frustrated, Slaps Jasper] Wat shoo shooo shii shii...speak clearly

Jasper:[giving steven the LOOK, People say when Jasper gives the LOOK......well nobody cares] Anya and Aleyandro are going out.

Steven:[Height of frustration, he is holding a 10pound dumble and throws at Jasper killing him]Faaak...

Anya: [crying at the happy ending] Beautiful...oh that's so cute..

Steven: [grabs anya's hair and pulls her down]U faaaking beatch....U betrayed me.....

Anya:[gives steven a low blow, but to her surprise steven is unmoved]

Steven:Surprised!!!

Anya: Wat ur balls fall off??

Steven:[starts crying, lets go off anya, sits on the recliner and cries]boo..Wen i was young i had a cow. My uncle said go milk the cow. I said which one. He said the one named "Shilpa". I did wat he said but the cow got angry and hit me in me nuts. Shilpa - the nutcracker....

Anya: Oh thats so sad.[hugs Steven, and kisses on his forehead]

Steven: that feels so good..and for the first time someone after that has showed me so much kindness....[cries]

Anya: ohh..you are poor baby..u need love and affection...

Steven: [Sensing that his story has done wonders, kisses Anya]mooochh....

Anya: [caught uanaware] Faaak u....[kicks him in the nuts again]

Steven: [cries]The only pain i feel is Max Pain.

Anya:[a moment of self confrontation, i have given my heart and soul to Al, this should not be happening] Nooo..Steven i can't do it...

Steven: I can understand. No one wants to date a ball-less good fella

Anya: No its not like that. U got the looks..but...i have given my heart to someone else...

Steven: I know abt ur affair wid Al

Anya: [suddenly a feeling of respect comes out for steven]U knew abt it all along

Steven: Yea...i am all impotent..

Anya: U r so sweet

Steven: My lips are...

Anya: I still think i shudn't be doing this...

Steven: Nobody will ever know

Anya: I will......

[long pause of silence...no one is talking...Jason Jasper's brother is seeing everything from a hole in the door]

Steven: No one will ever know abt it,....[grabs anya and kisses her]

while on the other side of the world...Aleyandro is sitting in his apartment watching a romantic movie...

Aleyandro: [confused wat to call himself..this time he is settling for Al only..] Al loves Anya....lalalala..Anya loves Al...lalalalal

[beep beep..Al's mobile phone]

Al: Faak...

Al reads the message on his phone..its a link of a new *** video. He grunts like an orc...he starts the video and watches Anya and Steven doing the thing.

Al: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkk...i swear to god i will kill the sonnova...

Al: Dimitri where the faak are u..
Without knocking the door he enters the room and sees D kissing Anya;s pic

Dimitri:Y dont u knock...

Al: Faak u D...faak u....i am gonna kill u and steven and anya....

Baaaammm!! [sound of gun shot..]

If it wudnot hav been for the D's matrix style manoover he wud have been lying dead in my place...

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