Viper Says

"Never lost never will" - Denny Crane We will always remember these magical words. Boston Legal has ended. It almost feels like an era has ended. I cried. I grew so close to the characters. Boy it was fun to see these people in a very intelligent and humorous series. It was by far the bestest series on the TV and also the most relevant. Reality was never so enjoyable. The show had many high points. It had THE best dialogues i have ever heard. They are so subtle and are an innate part of the series. Next is ofcourse the self righteousness of each characters. It is perhaps the only series where the people are shown so normal and yet so eccentric. One episode you love Sack and the other you hate him like anything. Denny is the best. He is sexist, racist and every kind of "ist" imaginable. He is pro war and pro bush. What a character he is. Schmidt is intelligent, cunning, shrewd and sometimes a bitch. I completely agree with Denny she is the most beautiful woman i have...

Tandoori nights was a name of a indian sitcom about an indian family settled in london. But the reason why i have chosen this as a title is completely different story. It takes balls to eat half a tandoori chicken and 1 full chilly chicken coupled with a chicken soup. PETA can sue me for the chicken genocide. I wont mind because i have been to heaven after eating so much of chicken. The way tandoori chicken melted in my mouth- oh boy just reminiscing about it is giving me a hard on. Boy that feeling is so orgasmic. I had multiple orgasms one after the another. Tandoori chicken can give viagra manufacturers a run for their money. My god, i am still feeling the after orgasm bliss. If somebody comes through that door wanting to shoot me i will have just two words for him "Kill Me!!". I am totally overwhelmed by the dedication of the chef and the chicken who are solely responsible for the blessings that my intestines are showering on me. I feel like i am on cloud no.9 surrounded ...

Setting: Steven's Den. Steven is working on his body for the new look for the next episode. Anya is stretching out on the recliner and watching a romantic movie. She and Al have been going out for a few days now. Ofcourse Steven is not aware of the fact -  so Anya thinks. Steven knows everything.  here we go... Jasper comes in and whispers something in Steven's ear Jasper:[whispering]shhoo shiiii shaa alllshaa hshhsissss Steven:[frustrated, Slaps Jasper] Wat shoo shooo shii shii...speak clearly Jasper:[giving steven the LOOK, People say when Jasper gives the LOOK......well nobody cares] Anya and Aleyandro are going out. Steven:[Height of frustration, he is holding a 10pound dumble and throws at Jasper killing him]Faaak... Anya: [crying at the happy ending] Beautiful...oh that's so cute.. Steven: [grabs anya's hair and pulls her down]U faaaking beatch....U betrayed me..... Anya:[gives steven a low blow, but to her surprise steven is unmoved] Steven:Surprised!!! Anya: Wat...

Without sounding any more critical i will name the series that are a must watch. The list is not exhaustive but it sure covers up the majority of american TV industry after the late 90s. 1. Boston Legal 2. 24 3. Heroes 4. Prison Break 5. Big Bang Theory 6. Stargate SG-1 7. Lost 8. Friends 9. Sienfield 10. Hustle (The british one..the one with Mickey Bricks) 11. John Doe(can't believe it was shelved) 12. Southpark (undoubtedly the darkest comedy i have ever seen) will add more as soon as something is worthy enough to be on the list...

Setting: Aleyandro and Dimitri are sitting on a broken tree trunk called "trunks" besides a river called "riverside". These two have gone through a lot which have tested their patience and friendship and how much shit they can take from each other. [ On the sincere request of Aleyandro we are not going to make him go through the name changing regime in this episode. His name for all further references in this episode is Antonio Bartolini or simply Bartolini. I promise he will return next time in a confused state. ] here we go... Bartolini: [ keeping his hand over Ds hand ] Man we have gone thru a lot... Dimitri: eww...take off ur hand...dont ever do that again...Dont touch me... Bartolini: [ taking his hand away. In the mind of his hand: boy that skin is so soft..hmmm... ]Hey man we are Braadre Paruuush..(subtitles: brothers in arms) BHAMM!!!!!!BOOM!!!Bim!!!! At this critical juncture with all the sound works enters our protagonists's nemesis - STEVEN. he is sur...

Setting: Alejandro and Dimitri in their apartment cooling off the heat from their last adventure - Steven Seige's.  Alejandro:[ Confused as to what to call himself. This time he is thinking of changing his name to Abbassi Fawal. He wants to sound like a person who mean business. ] Dimitri: [ Fed up with name syndrome of Alejandro ] Alejandro/ Abbassi Fawal is still smitten by the Anya charm and is singing a song or trying to sing a song. So come along. [ boy!! i should give up writing stories and think of seriously getting into writing sonnets and hiakus ] here we go... Alejandro: hmm..hmm..hmmm.... [ no hez not doing wat u think hez doing. Hez just clearing his throat. ] Alejandro: hmm...hmm...hmmm...... Dimitri: [ in his mind: There goes the crooner again. Wish i could put a gag in his mouth ] Alejandro:hmmm....ehmmm...ehmmm.... Dimitri: Stop doing that al...for faaak sake stop doing that... Alejandro: [ looks surprised ] You talkin to me ho...the name is Fawal..Abbasssi Fawal......

Prelogue: 1 2 3 4 hu ha....1 2 3 4 hu ha....1 2 3 4 hu ha....tak tak tak tak ta...na na na nah... Dont get tensed for this is not morse code and nor does this require a willing suspension of disbelief to witness the horrors that Dimitri is going through. For this is not Steven's sound synthesizer. Behold the horrors that i am forced to unleash upon you.  This is the tune to which Alejandro is belly dancing. [A moment of insight into the character's character. Alejandro loves belly dancing.] Dimitri is the only one to have witnessed this horror of fat mass of Fats swaying to the tunes of Arabian Music. oooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww....there the singer is howling.  [Arabs can only howl or moan. These are the only sounds they can make.--Source Alejandro] As i was saying that only Dimitri is seeing this because he is the only one alive and who will survive. People say when Alejandro belly dances dark clouds surround that place and blow it up with their supercharged lighteners. Pe...