Viper Says

The Fat panda: I am a blurr, i am blurr...[looking in the mirror - doing a la' taxi driver] Master Fofu: [trying to get inner peace...but getting disturbed by "The Fat Panda"'s inability to control emotions and stay silent..]stop it...u r anything but a blurr...people run out of eyes to get a complete picture of you...you grossly fat creature... Master FooFoo-away: ffuuuu..fffuuuu...[trying to blow out the candles..]careful fofu...you are talkin to the dragon warrior...treat him with respect....and remember - yesterday was sunday, today is monday, and day after tommorrow is wednesday... The fat panda: putting all the peaches in his mouth...woww..... Master fofu: you dont understand master Foo-Foo-away...that panda is so full of himself that he cant..[interrupted] Master Foofoo-away: so full..half full...fully full..not full...am full..ur full...these are all but words from google adsense generator to make your website be better ranked^TM... [At this critical juncture ...

Alejandro and Dimitri have gone into a long hiding. Its not they were scared of something or saving their assess from total annihilation [its one of the reason but not the primary one.]. The main reason is well as people say, "when u get addicted..u have crystal clear eyes..coz u r doing a lot of pot..". In simple words and for people who speak hinglish and pretend to have understood what i just said..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated characters. Now hold on your wild horses..Alejandro got addicted to watching animated series where weird people wore their underpants over their pants..and some insanely hot indestructible women wore just underpants...voohoo...[that was Alejandro ..he is so eager to come out of hiding]. As far as Dimitri is concerned he was already coping with al's name changing routine..now he had to watch the animated series also. He was disgusted... he left al and started working in the local subway joint. Okay..steven says that i have elaborate...

After the last episode, Alejandro was feeling a lot of pain in his head. Not because of the betrayal by Anya. But he has been watching Anya's MMS continuously without a break for the past 13 days. Dimitri thought it was really serious this time. Well, time for people say. People say that alejandro was so engrossed in this endeavour the he forgot to change his name over and over and over (-13 times) again. So, Dimitri being the ever caring person decided to barge into alejandro's room and rescue him. But even before he has hatched the eggs of his plan, alejandro came outside his room with his head in his hands.("Head in his hands" is a proverb first used by the chinese modafucker who invented the complex game Mah-jong. The story goes like this: Chinese modafucker -CM and his wife - HW. HW: where is ma sarong? [ Did i forget to mention that HW was of nigger descent. His grandpa was a wrapper in CM's grandpa's factory ] CM: [ Did i forget to mention that this guy...

"Never lost never will" - Denny Crane We will always remember these magical words. Boston Legal has ended. It almost feels like an era has ended. I cried. I grew so close to the characters. Boy it was fun to see these people in a very intelligent and humorous series. It was by far the bestest series on the TV and also the most relevant. Reality was never so enjoyable. The show had many high points. It had THE best dialogues i have ever heard. They are so subtle and are an innate part of the series. Next is ofcourse the self righteousness of each characters. It is perhaps the only series where the people are shown so normal and yet so eccentric. One episode you love Sack and the other you hate him like anything. Denny is the best. He is sexist, racist and every kind of "ist" imaginable. He is pro war and pro bush. What a character he is. Schmidt is intelligent, cunning, shrewd and sometimes a bitch. I completely agree with Denny she is the most beautiful woman i have...

Tandoori nights was a name of a indian sitcom about an indian family settled in london. But the reason why i have chosen this as a title is completely different story. It takes balls to eat half a tandoori chicken and 1 full chilly chicken coupled with a chicken soup. PETA can sue me for the chicken genocide. I wont mind because i have been to heaven after eating so much of chicken. The way tandoori chicken melted in my mouth- oh boy just reminiscing about it is giving me a hard on. Boy that feeling is so orgasmic. I had multiple orgasms one after the another. Tandoori chicken can give viagra manufacturers a run for their money. My god, i am still feeling the after orgasm bliss. If somebody comes through that door wanting to shoot me i will have just two words for him "Kill Me!!". I am totally overwhelmed by the dedication of the chef and the chicken who are solely responsible for the blessings that my intestines are showering on me. I feel like i am on cloud no.9 surrounded ...

Setting: Steven's Den. Steven is working on his body for the new look for the next episode. Anya is stretching out on the recliner and watching a romantic movie. She and Al have been going out for a few days now. Ofcourse Steven is not aware of the fact -  so Anya thinks. Steven knows everything.  here we go... Jasper comes in and whispers something in Steven's ear Jasper:[whispering]shhoo shiiii shaa alllshaa hshhsissss Steven:[frustrated, Slaps Jasper] Wat shoo shooo shii shii...speak clearly Jasper:[giving steven the LOOK, People say when Jasper gives the LOOK......well nobody cares] Anya and Aleyandro are going out. Steven:[Height of frustration, he is holding a 10pound dumble and throws at Jasper killing him]Faaak... Anya: [crying at the happy ending] Beautiful...oh that's so cute.. Steven: [grabs anya's hair and pulls her down]U faaaking beatch....U betrayed me..... Anya:[gives steven a low blow, but to her surprise steven is unmoved] Steven:Surprised!!! Anya: Wat...

Without sounding any more critical i will name the series that are a must watch. The list is not exhaustive but it sure covers up the majority of american TV industry after the late 90s. 1. Boston Legal 2. 24 3. Heroes 4. Prison Break 5. Big Bang Theory 6. Stargate SG-1 7. Lost 8. Friends 9. Sienfield 10. Hustle (The british one..the one with Mickey Bricks) 11. John Doe(can't believe it was shelved) 12. Southpark (undoubtedly the darkest comedy i have ever seen) will add more as soon as something is worthy enough to be on the list...